THE LOVE SUCKS CLUB
Give me a torch, I am not for this ambling;
being but heavy, I will bear the light.
Nay, gentle Romeo, we must have you dance!
Not I, believe me: you have dancing shoes
with nimble soles: I have a soul of lead,
So stakes me to the ground I cannot move.
You are a lover; borrow Cupid's wings,
And soar with them above a common bound!
I am too sore enpierced with his shaft,
To soar with his light feathers, and so bound,
I cannot bound a pitch above dull woe:
Under love's heavy burden do I sink.
And, to sink in it, should you burden love;
Too great oppression for a tender thing.
Is love a tender thing? it is too rough,
Too rude, too boisterous, and it pricks like thorn.
If love be rough with you, be rough with love;
Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down.
"Love is the burning point of life, and since all life is sorrowful, so is love. The stronger the love, the more the pain. Love itself is a pain, you might say- the pain of being truly alive."
Welcome to the official LOVE SUCKS club webpage. This club is headed by Wenchin and David. Our club runs on the principle that we must arm ourselves against raging pheromones and a propaganda given the name LOVEas a means for this pathetic species to continue to reproduce. This is not just a petty game. This is WAR. Our goal- to shot cupid down from the sky and break his stupid arrows, tie him to a tree, then dance around him joyously singing and throwing small objects like rocks and acorns at him, free from his treacherous grasp! But remember- to attain this goal, we must stand together! To join the LOVE SUCKS crusade, email Wenchin at email@example.com. A newsletter will soon be put together to distribute to our loyal members. Until then, arm yourselves against the effects of LOVE! Help is on the way!!
-Wenchin Lee, co-club president
Club Theme Song
Pissed off Love Songs
NEW!!!! Wowee!!! Wen's not THAT much of a slacker!!! Club History
Author of the month:
This is one depressed little man- just look at all of his books! He's the perfect example of a LS clubber! His books are all about love and how much it hurts a person- all thoroughly depressing. Just look at some of the books he wrote- Portrait of a Lady, Wings of the Dove, Washington Square... no one lives happily ever after.. more like miserably ever after, all due to the "intense l'amor" they go through within the book. We need to get this man some prozac... that would cure him of his woes de l'amor.
Well, I've got the Club History up, so the Officers page should be up soon, too :) don't expect too much from me, especially since I have to design all my pages from school now (yes, there once was a time when I had a life, but I left it behind in Atlanta and the very easy Duluth High School....) Well, I have not much to say today, but...uh,.. well, Love Sucks, but then again you knew that, didn't you?
Wenchin at Wenchin.Lee@ibm.net, David at Jax Jacks1@aol.com
This page is maintained by Wenchin Lee. For more information about Wenchin, go here, or visit her website, A Light in the Dark.
i'm not really sure why this is here. i just found it mildly amusing.